Photo 01 - vibrant autumn colour courtesy john Wright
A Cowardly Threat!
The following comment was received on Wednesday, as you can see some of it is gobbledegook, some words appear to be random with no logic thought train and finally I assume is a threat from one who chooses to remain anonymous! This non angler is obviously at the top of his game seizing on one of the hottest angling subjects of the day – calling roach vermin! Most people when they have a gripe write in (clearly highlighting their gripe) and ask for an explanation of their concern, not this fellow though he spouts some nonsense then (I think) goes on to threaten me! Had I just published the comment it would probably be missed by many of our readers. I feel it deserves maximum exposure as it highlights an attitude often seen in Muppets that places the future well being of angling in severe jeopardy!
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "An autumn day Salmon fishing 2":
“So Roach are vermin...?
What does that make you? A parasite...?
As the good Mr Clarkson said, you should be taken out and shot in front of your club members as a deterrent to idiots who hide behind their little blogs and pedal their drivel.
What your back my friend...your a marked man!”
“So Roach are vermin...?
What does that make you? A parasite...?
As the good Mr Clarkson said, you should be taken out and shot in front of your club members as a deterrent to idiots who hide behind their little blogs and pedal their drivel.
What your back my friend...your a marked man!”
Dear Anon,
Let’s look at what you have written, “Roach are vermin” indeed they are in my opinion, and if you don’t like that description then clear off and read some other blog! You will find many who are of a similar opinion, just look at the endangered Charr in Windermere being outcompeted for food by introduced vermin, the same applies in many other lochs! If I wish to call Roach (or any other fish) vermin that is my right, as it is your right to call them exalted gods if you so wish! Roach in their own natural environment are tolerable but where they have been illegally introduced to the detriment of indigenous species they are vermin!
For your enlightenment the following species are also considered to be vermin by certain factions of the angling fraternity. Carp, Perch, Rudd, Eels, Pike, Grayling, Trout, Pumpkinseed and there are probably many more that do not immediately come to mind! Try and do a little reading and you will be surprised at what you can discover! I would have been more impressed if you had joined in the condemnation of the likes of Dangerman who carried out mutilation to the fish he caught! Your thoughtless comments whilst having comedic value do nothing to further the aims of real anglers!
What appears on this blog is down to me! If club members are upset or outraged by what I have written, they have the right to censure me! You however have no say at all!
“what does that make you? A parasite?” I’m really struggling to follow what you are trying to say here! When you ask a question and answer it yourself you could use any derogatory word you like, so if in your view I am a parasite then that is the case, it is your view for god’s sake are you not aware of this! Your words are very disjointed and devoid of logic with guesswork being the main tool when trying to decipher what you are trying to say!
“As the good Mr Clarkson said, you should be taken out and shot in front of your club members as a deterrent to idiots who hide behind their little blogs and pedal their drivel.”
I’m glad you have a view on that clown Clarkson, even though I do not agree with it! It may well be that I should be shot in front of the club members, but that would be for the club members to decide, you, my dear fellow would have no input into such a process!
I believe we have spoken before as the words you pen are the same puerile comments that you left on a previous occasion, again I might add anonymously! That being the case I will give you the same answer that I gave you then – I am not hiding behind my little blog as you erroneously suggest, everyone knows who I am! Specsavers may be an option for you as clearly you have not seen my name at the end of every comment I make! Oh and “little” blog is not really appropriate these days as we regularly attract over one thousand loyal readers every month from all over the country (see Google map below) with more viewing every week which makes this an ideal platform to expose you and your kind!
Photo 02 - Where our visitors come from, sorry but its a photo of laptop screen, note the Irish numbers
Might it be that as before you are hiding behind the veil of anonymity? I think that this could be the case! Have you not the wherewithal or the courage to identify yourself? Actually I am beginning to sympathise with your wish to remain anonymous as I know a good few people who if they had written the type of tosh that you have, would insist on remaining anonymous for fear of being ridiculed as a prize Muppet!
Catch the end of my drivel for a killer punch!
“What your back my friend...your a marked man!” Now this is a stab in the dark and forgive me if I have deciphered your words incorrectly, but did you mean to say “watch your back”? Let me clear something up for you! I don’t know what your geography skills are like but this country we live in is not Syria or Iran! In this country Scotland or the UK whichever you prefer, we have a concept called free speech which basically means I can write anything I like. As can you!
But I would temper that last sentence by saying do you not think that you should think a little about what you write? Some evidence supporting what you say perhaps, but that begs the question do you know and understand what you have said? Perhaps some logical flow/ coherence to your words, reasoning or information to benefit your fellow angler, instead of anonymous threats might serve your cause better. Although I must admit I am struggling to discern if indeed you have a cause other than subjecting yourself to mass ridicule! The concept of flowing prose seems to have completely eluded you! If you cannot argue your way out of a paper bag then why not try and improve yourself instead of making a complete fool of yourself by posting a load of nonsense! Are we not here ultimately trying to further the sport of angling by sorting the wheat from the chaff, I have grave doubts that making idle threats progresses that aim!
Photo 03 - Biggest flock of Mallard I've ever seen on the loch.
Most real anglers I know would deplore your twisted train of thought and absurd threats! Angling I am sure does not need bully boy types devoid of thought and reason as you appear to be! The aim of most real anglers is to raise the public profile of angling, by improving standards of behaviour, levels of understanding and relations with the wider community! Your contemptible stance is anathema to me as it is to the angling community! The sport of angling is significantly poorer with your kind on board; angling is not well served by thought free thugs and bully boys! I shudder to think of youngsters entering the sport with you and your type as role models!
I enjoy very much when people write in with views whether or not they agree with me, I’m not so keen however when I have to waste my time putting the commenter’s words together in a myriad of ways to see if any sense could be made of them, I’ve never been too keen on word puzzles such as you have submitted!
Oh and just a little bit of advice to finish with, you may think your comment is anonymous as indeed it is to me and all the other ordinary PC users worldwide. However do not allow yourself to get too cosy under your perceived blanket of anonymity! The blog servers Google know exactly who you are as a record is kept of all internet actions, your IP address has been indelibly logged! They would not divulge your identity to me but they would be compelled to do so if instructed by the police or the courts! Just a little something for you to think about!
Check this website out it explains the above in simpler terms!
Now Anon, if this information has suddenly brought you out in an all over cold body sweat try new “Sure” Ultra Dry antiperspirant for men, it’s really good stuff!
Photo 04 - You're never alone, a wee visitor yesterday!
Please do feel free to respond to my musings, I (and many others) am waiting with baited breath to hear your justification of what you have written, in particular your pigeon hearted threat! In my view an individual who has to resort to making threats anonymously because he is so bereft of knowledge, and unable to conduct himself in a civilised manner cannot be considered to be a member of the brotherhood of angling or righteous society for that matter! Take a good look at yourself and compare your thoughts and actions to the ethos of the lads of the TVMRT (who are a benefit to society) in the snippet below!
Penning this article was a difficult decision, having to weigh up the negative effects of publicising your despicable views against the benefits of showing to the wider angling community that within our ranks there still lurk execrable people like you, people who bring no credit to the sport of angling and excel only at tarnishing the reputation of decent responsible anglers countrywide! Your ignorance was pivotal in my decision hence my decision to expose your reprehensible attitude!
My dear fellow there is no place in angling for thugs, Ned’s or bully boys!
Fie Mr Anon, Fie!
Regards
Richard
Video of an angry loch
Ian was out again later that week when the Kirkstead burst its banks and captured this short video showing a violent scene of Mother Nature’s wrath! At the end of the railings which are part of a bridge is the road to Bowerhope and Arrabella’s (a horse) field to the right where she resides, grazes and entertains visitors in the summer. Of course Viv her owner moves her to safe pastures for the winter which is good news. The force of the water is immense and whilst there are many frightening things encountered in our journey through life, Mother Nature in a sea of red mist must be among the most frightening!
Thanks Ian for permission to use this excellent video!
High waters again battered our trees and bank works at Kirkstead a cursory glance yesterday revealed that we may have lost a few more trees. Our bank work however remains firmly in place. It’s just a pity our work is being subjected to such a huge test in its first year. We shall see how it goes!
Photo 05 - The TVMRT new Landrover it's a brute!
Tweed Valley Mountain Rescue Team (TVMRT)
I was recently called to carry out some repair work for this organisation at their base at Peebles Police Station. Their brand new LWB Landrover required some rectification to bring it back to pristine condition and I was happy to oblige! This vehicle is a real piece of work with radios, powered winches, capability of carrying eight people and has all the acute medical equipment to treat and transport an injured member of the public.
And who are these lads? Well they are all volunteers who give up much of their spare time to train in the latest medical methodology and logistics associated with rescue!
I was fortunate to have been able to speak to two of the lads and could do nothing but stand in awe of their actions in conditions that would have most of us welded to a blazing fire!
These lads are unsung heroes putting their well being at risk to save others. The rewards are not monetary but the satisfaction on a job well done must be immense! Visit their website and have a look at the capability they have it will be a most gratifying time! If you see their Landrover travelling the roads around the lochs give them a wave! Yes the stuff that righteous society is built on, selfless people who give freely of their time for the benefit of others!
Membership Renewals
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Mike who runs Fishers Direct sent me a mail with some of his latest offers. Have a gander and see the bargains he has on offer. I have a most positive review on the trace tube next week!
Thanks for this Mike look forward to your next selection. Our recommended dealer in Galashiels J & A Turnbull (no website) also has some super offers on for the festive period. If you are local get down to Bank Street and check out the bargains. Naturally vouchers are available for those unsure of what to get – a great option!
The wider world in my view!
The future of the country always looked decidedly shaky in Lord Snooty’s (David Cameron) hands. His latest blunder however could see us sunk good and proper! Twenty six countries together and one (UK) out in the cold! Estimates vary on how much we depend on the European Community for trade deals suffice to say it is significant! The fool has made himself 26 new enemies at the drop of a hat. Merkel and Sarkozy will see to it that little is directed our way in the way of free trade and who could blame them! It’s a case of you are with us or you are not! We are now not with them! Bungling Bill Hague said that the bulldog spirit will see us through; the only problem is that the bulldog spirit was last in vogue in the colonial era now long gone! We are now as Napoleon said “a nation of shopkeepers!” The only careers and I use the word in its loosest possible sense available to the youth of today is part time work in the supermarkets of ASDA, TESCO et al. A mind numbing prospect whichever way you look at it!
The Bill Cash’s of the Tory party are overjoyed at how Lord Snooty stood up to the Europhiles, the problem is though it’s all very well to shout louder than anyone else and gesticulate in a more theatrical manner but such tools are without value if there is no analytical thinking behind it! Shame then on paper tigers, puppet Nick Clegg and clueless Ed Milliband for their weak responses to Lord Snooty’s staggering gaffe. There is still time for Snooty to correct this catastrophic error and get us back on board the European ship before we flounder and sink without a trace!
Stop Press!
The excellent Countryfile programme on BBC 1 today featured a very interesting article on the Arctic Charr in Wales. If you missed it catch it on the BBC I player, a superior piece of TV when compared to the current dross on offer, viz X Factor and Strictly Come Dancing!


20 comments:
Richard I usually speed read the blog on Sunday , digest and if I feel the need comment later but this numpty has incensed me like that Dangerman clown did. I’m afraid your article highlights that angling still has a way to go. People like the anonymous bully need to be thrown out of angling pronto! Your words are abrasive but so are many others and they don’t get threats issued to them. Honestly the chap sounds like a simpleton just like that dangerman fool. By the way is he muppet of the year this year? The fool probably thinks he is standing up for roach all over the country when in fact all he has achieved is to focus the public gaze on roach anglers in the mistaken view that they are all muppets like he is! Your readership is growing well no wonder some of the articles are really quite interesting!
Keep up the good work
Frank Warburton
Hi me and a few mates are hoping to come over next year for a fish. We are from Belfast and have been following you for a good while as you will know. That idiot who threatened you must be a F£$&%NG moron anglers don’t act like that! Of course as you say he is a non angler. If he e3ver comes to Belfast let us know and we will give him bully boy treatment all right. Give us a shout now and then. Ian
Richard never thought we would speak again so soon, another one to the sword! There must be quite a few Muppets in angling though, they keep springing up! Your readership is very widespread which in cases like this will be highly beneficial I am sure. LOL the antiperspirant bet he’s using it now. Fie Mr Anon Fie! Brilliant! Is this chap in the Muppet of the year competition? Lord Snooty used to be in a comic if I remember correctly.
Helen
Well done on exposing the type of cretin that angling needs to rid itself off!
Very well written this Ned needs to be exposed!
Richard I read the blog at 04.30 this morning and I was aghast I nearly burned all the bloomers (baker to trade) and coburgs. You will have this muppet turned into a nervous wreck. Mind you thats all the bully deserves!Its a crying shame that people like him call themselves anglers they hardly make it as human beings. Oh and if you read this muppet Roach are vermin now threaten me!
I knew the readership would be large but the figures are great! Three of us at the hell hole (work) check in every monday. Cheers for now off for a kip!
john Blyth
your political rants are great fun much enjoy them
Richard this dickhead is yet another fool who wants booting out of angling. How can angling go forward with his kind on board we do not need any more retards muppets thugs or neds every decent club is trying to get rid of them glad you decided to make an article out of it the more that see this the better Hehe he posts anonymously and accuses you of hiding behind your little blog lol the muppet has a future in comedy!! I can see myself on the map. Lord Snooty I remember him from the beano LOL
Jerry
Hello Frank looks like a long night! Yes the fellow is a fool maybe with some problems like Dangerman. I do write in an abrasive style when dealing with Muppets but as you know i am the most genial of people! I would have dealt with the comment as a serious one but when I saw the threat the word Muppet came straight to mind. I agree that he has spread negativity with regard to angling.
thank you for your kind comments and I'm afraid you will have to wait a few weeks to find out who is muppet of the year.
cheers
Richard
Hello Ian nice to speak with our Irish followers. I hope you are able to come for a fish you will be most welcome,only muppets are sent packing! If we identify the fool i will contact you to let you know!
Many thanks for your comment.
Richard
Good Evening Helen, Yes there are a few muppets in angling however our club and others are working flat out to get rid of them!
Our readership allows us to make dummys known instantly countrywide. Glad you are enjoying the banter and yes the fool has probably used the whole tin!
Snooty indeed was in the beano (wish he had stayed there!). If this fool is nominated for Muppet of the year then he will be a contender.
Many thaks for taking the trouble to comment.
Regards
Richard
hello Rab, thank you for your most pertinent comments. It is clear you are a real angler!
Regards
Richard
Hello John burning bloomers whatever next! I agree with all you have said, it is people like you that will take angling forward. Let me know if he threatens you! Yes this is a good going blog nowadays makes muppet removal much easier!
Cheers and mind those bloomers in the oven!
Richard
Jerry as always you are spot on with your observations! Yes the bit where he says "hiding behind your little blog and pedal their drivel" is immense! I laughed for hours and burst out laughing every time I think of it! Yes you lot are on the map as am I.
thanks again Jerry
Richard
I have a feeling the commenter will now be sitting regretting his dumb move! Anyone who resorts to threats is not an angler just an ass!! I do not always agree with your writings but there is no doubt you are on the side of real anglers! Thank you and keep up the good work! As you rightly state compared to the rescue team this ned is nothing, contribution to society NIL If you discover his identity you must do an expose on him on the blog its the only way to bang them out of angling
Ed
Man did you roast him or what! Anyone for Roast muppet? I would keep an eye on your letterbox for a delivery of horse poo. Did you see my return in the box for thurs? Andy
Hello Ed, I cannot do anything other than agree with all you have said. Don't worry about agreeing with me I am most happy when I see differing opinions. No one has ultimate knowledge we all learn by diversity of views! I like to think we try hard to take a righteous path! If we discover his identity you can be sure he will be headlining on here!
Thanks for your comments
Richard
Hi Andy, I am none too keen on roast Muppet! Yes a delivery of equine manure is I think a possibility! It's what happens to those who hide behind their little blogs and pedal their drivel!! LOL
Yes thanks for the return and you know what it's in the prize draw for £100!
cheers mate
Richard
YOU ARE CHARGED WITH HIDING BEHIND YOUR LITTLE BLOG AND PEDALLING YOUR DRIVEL! HOW DO YOU PLEAD?
AR
Hello Andy very droll! And I'm guilty as charged!
RP
Well done clinical demolition of a muppet!!Your club has done much to root this debris out! Thank you from an angler!!
Hello Anon your comments are most gratifying, fools such as he will be rooted out by whatever means. You obviously are of the real angler ilk!
Regards
Richard
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